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Diddly Squat

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A hilarious collection of Jeremy Clarkson’s (b.1960) characteristically opinionated writings inspired by a year wrangling crops, livestock and red tape on his Cotswolds farm, Diddl...
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A hilarious collection of Jeremy Clarkson’s (b.1960) characteristically opinionated writings inspired by a year wrangling crops, livestock and red tape on his Cotswolds farm, Diddly Squat. From a Lamborghini tractor and ‘Cotswolds pineapples’ in the Farm Shop to sheep with a death-wish and escapologist pigs: Clarkson, unwittingly, proves just how hard it can be to make the land pay, while having a lot of fun doing it. As he says, ‘a bad day on the farm is better than a good day in the office’.

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Not a toy, adult supervision required
Paperback
19.5 x 13cm
212 pages
22 b&w illustrations

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